Midnight Blogging

Scouring the internet at midnight for the news you may have missed during the day:

1. The Bacon Explosion: An Internet Phenomenon.

2. Readers of Mental Floss magazine reveal their most embarrassing childhood photos, and they are worse than yours (trust me).

3. Eating dirt is good for you.

4. Let's just say that very soon, churches in Arkansas may be a little too well-prepared to spiritual warfare (Satan, eat your heart out) . . .

5. A Welsh city offers teenagers their dream job.

6. In other Welsh news, a veterinarian is suspended for "disgraceful conduct" towards local cows.

and last, but certainly not least,

7. Do not, I repeat, do not run through your messy house with a burning bag of popcorn.